I don’t like pretty things. I don’t really know why. I don’t listen to “pretty” music; I don’t care for the “pretty” boys. Who the fuck thinks that clean-shaven is sexy?
I like real music, not made from mixing a bunch of unnatural sounds together. I want to hear songs that say something, that mean something; not songs about “getting that nasty”...whatever in the universe that means. Or how about this, “meeting some new homeboys/up in the club.” What does “up in the (Wait, sorry “da” [What!?! REALLY?!?!?]) club” mean anyways? Is the club upstairs in some building...that doesn’t sound right.
I like shiny things, they don’t have to be pretty, just shiny.